I'm Allasyn. Built to fly away. I'm not interested. I do what I want. I have magical powers. Pork is gross. I'm cynical. I'm morbid. I have an unusually sunny disposition considering the previous statement(s). I'm educated & smart but the two aren't linked. I'm wise beyond my years. Everything I do, I do in excess. Patience is a virtue. I am not virtuous. My moral compass is broken. A lot of heart, no direction. I don't care.