I'm a weirdo.

I’m so obsessed, I can’t even. I think I’m going to start all over again. For the 3rd time. I never want it to end. Uhhh I love it so much. Ok bye.
Bahaha

fuckyeahloldemort:

do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole

Only all the time.

posted 2 weeks ago with 96,343 notes

  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

posted 2 weeks ago with 539,545 notes

totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

posted 2 weeks ago with 1,095,112 notes

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

Same. 😂

posted 2 weeks ago with 77,729 notes