I'm a weirdo.

Bahaha

fuckyeahloldemort:

do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole

Only all the time.

posted 1 week ago with 93,531 notes

  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

posted 1 week ago with 536,787 notes

totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

posted 1 week ago with 1,089,111 notes

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

Same. 😂

posted 1 week ago with 67,175 notes

"Other people are not medicine."
It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via l-eer)

Wow

posted 1 week ago with 348,700 notes